A Couple Questions For The Media........

I would love to ask the media a few questions, even though I will give my own answer. So here we go...
1.) Is there a such thing as SEC speed considering Ohio State brutalized Alabama's defense in the name of Ezekiel Elliott for 230 yards? (Elliott, by the way is from St. Louis, not the South)
   
Yes, there is a such thing as SEC speed still. Ohio States win was a fluke and means nothing. The SEC will be back in the playoffs next year. Roll Tide, Go Tigers, blah, blah, blah!

2.)Even with the speed and quickness of Darron Lee, also not from the south, but actually from Ohio, there is still a difference between SEC speed and the rest of the country?

Yes, like I said, Ohio State's win was a fluke and means nothing. The SEC will be back in the playoffs next year. Roll Tide, Geaux Tigers, blah, blah, blah!

3.)What do you think helped the Buckeyes win the game?

Yes, like I said, Ohio State's win was a fluke and means nothing. The SEC will be back in the playoffs next year. Roll Tide... Wait what? Hmmmm I don't know. Nick Saban does not lose...And he was coaching that evening..... Kirby Smart does not lose..... it's all Lane Kiffin's fault! Yeah, that's it. It's Kiffin's fault. Roll Tide????

4.)If SEC speed exists, then why was Ohio State faster than Alabama?

Urban Meyer and their coaches kidnap players from the south and bring them to the North....damn Yankees! Saban Tide? No wait, Roll Tide right?

5.)Who do you think wins the Title?

Alabama of course.

6.)Alabama's not playing, it's Ohio State and Oregon.

No its not.

7.)Final question before I lose my mind. Are you smarter than a 5th Grader?

I don't know, but I have watched the show.

*I have heard very few annoucers actually say that Ohio State and it's coaches deserve credit. The Tide after all were had on both sides of the ball. Ohio State physically and mentally beat the Tide in every sense.

O-H!